This One Time, I Cleaned My Shelf in the Fridge...

.....and all I had were a bunch of condiments and some kombucha! Let me assure you, all of these condiments are top notch. The best of the best!

Kombucha needs no introduction.
I heard miso is good for digestion.

I will be sad when Cafe Gratitude closes their Central Kitchen, because I'm not sure I'll still be able to buy jars of Kim Chee (maybe it's time to learn how to make my own).

Bolani Sweet Jalapeno sauce is like Sriracha, but 1,000 times better!
If you haven't heard me talking about Food For Lovers queso or Nacheez, you must be new to my life.

Contagion Has Been Happening in SF and I've Stayed Healthy

I'm about to share some sacred information with you. Listen, everyone has been getting sick in San Francisco this last month. A school and a hotel got shut down! People called in sick all over the place!
But I stayed healthy. Tip top shape. I was stressed, I traveled three weeks in a row, I didn't get as much sleep as I should, I went out with friends...
Basically, I should have gotten sick. But I didn't! Is it a miracle or did I find the secret, sacred combination of NOT getting sick? Even when everyone around me has (roommates, coworkers, friends...).

Kombucha, coconut water, wheatgrass shots, and cake vodka. Red wine too.
Got it? Everyday, have either kombucha, coconut water or wheat grass shots. Maybe all three. But at least one of those EVERYDAY. Vodka will help kill viruses. Trust me. I'm practically a doctor at this point.

I also call this my hangover kit.

Wheatgrass. I get my fix at Jamba Juice.